On Saturday, I gave blood as part of a Collin County Libertarian Party event. Today, I received a phone call and it was transcribed by Vonage as follows, “Hello I'm calling on behalf of Carter BloodCare to thank you for saving a life. Now, here's a blood recipient who's a lawyer today.”

My first thought was that I wanted to go get my blood back!

Upon listening to the message that last sentence was actually, “Now here is the recipient who is alive today.” And, what followed was a very nice message from a non-lawyer.

As GIlda Radner as Emily Latella said, “Oh, that’s completely different. Never mind.”